• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  • Bae: my parents aren't home, come over
  • Me: Babe, we're both fully grown adults that live in the same house
  • Bae: come over
  • Me: on my way

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i wish i didnt look like a foot

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